CORONER’S REPORT Office of the Independent Media Examiner Case No. 2026-ANTMID-001 Decedent: American Journalism (est. circa 1776)Date of Examination: April 25, 2026Examining…
Category: The Damage Report
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Donald Trump still has the anti-Midas touch
Everything he touches turns from lead to horse dung. It can bear his stink, but now, journalism is now 200%…
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Billionaire Fad-Hopping: A Dossier on the Originality Myth
Overview The popular mythology of the billionaire visionary, the lone genius whose restless mind leaps from industry to industry, dragging…
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Delusional Wishing of Billionaires Sure Is Real News, New York Times!
Apparently one of the things the rich and powerful want now is eternal life. Not better public health, not better…
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How to make the next generation of Republicans
Take away narcissistic supply from youth. If the Democrats in California think they have a lock on the state, like…
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Hello? Is this thing on?
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? CBS is slashing 6% of its staff, shuttering a century‑old radio news service, and…
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OMG, another Billionaire who lives in the 50s.
Yeah, throw a pile of money at a problem, build an old jalopy, and then name it after a tabloid: The…
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How to Tell You’re Being Hired as a Goon, Not a Colleague
Congratulations! You’ve been offered a job. The boss is “a visionary,” the organization is “like family,” and the role is…
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If you work as a Joker’s Goon, expect to be thrown under a bus for the lulz.
On the strange economics of becoming Trump’s Joker goon and why the real joke is on everyone who decided serving…
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The Most Corrupt Government in Canadian History
Who needs silly old ethics? Silly partisan games? Hardly. If the Fiberals had nothing to hide, they would partake in…