Donald Trump, as a human being, is utterly worthless. He has no value. He’s dead weight with flapping gums.

He wants to “rename” Lake Ontario. Okay, sure, and we’ll rename you a Senile Narcissist.

Doug Ford should just cut off the electricity, and stop potash and nickel from going to the US.

And then What’s-his-face can see that stupid threats bring very real consequences.

Canada should start acting like a Silicon Valley start-up: move fast and break things.

Once that happens, then Canada will be in a better position to set the terms of negotiation.