Alexandra Kitty

Intel Update: Please panic in an orderly fashion while I descontruct the narrative.

The Damage Report


Where reputations, lies, and PR campaigns get slabbed. Autopsies on media, crime, and power, no anesthetic.

Death Spiral of CBS News Continues

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This is hilarious.

Baris Weiss is the gift of losing even when she wins, and she is losing spectacularly.

But the Ellisons himbos are the same. If they think a “more experienced” executive will turn their sinking ship into a spaceship, they are sadly mistaken.

They bought a dinosaur. The problem isn’t that they just can’t brainwash the masses into being Trump cultists to make themselves some money, it’s that they bought a relic and think they can bring a new generation to flock to the 8-track cassette machine they purchased.

Weiss was a ridiculous choice and showed the Ellison just dutifully followed orders trying to score a quick buck, and not that they had a plan. Warner Bros. is cooked under them. IP can’t save you if you’re a himbo.

The crowd for the kind of human slop they’re after have their brand: Fox News. They are in their 60s and have “brand” loyalty. They flocked to FOX not because it was attached to an established property, but because it was a new one made “just for them” and their brain cell.

Fox News is to the right as what the New York Times is to the left: the mainstream luxury brand title that’s acceptable and has enough people flocking to it so you all have the same sanctioned talking points to discuss at social gatherings.

And there is only room for one these days.