Oh, please.

What resilience? Try gouging and greed.

Record profits say that the C-Suite is cashing in on this so-called “Global Turmoil” (read: incompetent manipulative narcissist in the White House).

This is an attempt to pretend these people are “suffering”.

Uh, not with your yachts and private planes.

And not with you all having the same consultants have you parrot the same set of talking points.

It sounds creepy and unnatural.

My favorite hooey spew:

Leaders stressed the importance of having a clear strategic vision for their business, which allows them to focus when there’s so much macroeconomic uncertainty. Being able to communicate to employees — and investors — what a company’s goals are builds confidence.

This is advertorial talk that says absolutely nothing. Being able to delegate to a PR firm to package your rot to middle class people dependent on you is not an actual accomplishment. Shut up.

Babble like this has no informational value. This is a fuzzy bunny, nothing more.