Journalism collapsed long before Jeff Bezos bought The Washington Post, but you’d never know from recent headlines from vested interests.

Once upon a time, journalists decreed the same man as a Billionaire Saviour.

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Memo to those jonesing for a “Journalism Saviour” halo: don’t bother. Jeff Bezos should have found some puppies in a shelter, instead. They are a lot cuter, cheaper, and grateful.

Written by Alexandra Kitty with additional research by Perplexity.