I Have a Secret Plan = Trust Me.

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Love this from Blacklock’s Reporter.

This quote is a real knee-slapper:

Prime Minister Mark Carney yesterday said he has a secret plan to cover “all eventualities” if the United States imposes $28 billion in new tariffs under a Wednesday deadline. Details of the plan were too confidential to discuss in public, he said: “I have a plan that will cover all eventualities.”

Blacklock’s Reporter, August 18, 2026

No plan, no matter how good can cover “all eventualities”. This is just a used car salesman saying “Trust me.”

Yeah, uh-huh, sure.

So ridiculous is this exchange, that AK has done a bonus Damage Report for you that you can play right here:

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