AK satire game · direct-handler repair

Ministry of Common Nonsense

This pass uses direct button handlers attached at render time, with no delegated click indirection.

Public praise, private contagion
Approval optics52
Clinic overload18
Worker anger24
Common sense74
Infection spiral12

You are running the state as a bureaucracy-themed infection simulator. This version strips the event system back to a direct, testable button model.

Clinic pressure
Every extra certificate visit steals time from actual care.
Government narrative
How convincingly collapse is being marketed as discipline.
Worker anger
Raised by every needless queue, form, and office exposure event.
Social resilience
Decreases every time common sense loses to administrative theatre.
Infection spiral
The national score for making contagious people stand indoors together.
Press office: “Today’s reforms prove that paperwork is the purest form of compassion.”

Fake headlines

National press room

Leak archive

Internal fallout

Event cards

Cascading disasters

Combo catastrophes

Pairings and mega-disasters