AK satire release • companion edition
Alexandra Kitty satire release • editorial games

Inappropriate Places for a World Leader to Meddle Just Because

An AK interactive satire on grandeur, intrusion, and the terminal loss of proportion

A short interactive satire about rhetorical inflation, institutional decay, and the vulgar confidence required to confuse intrusion with leadership. The player inhabits the voice of a tabloid columnist who keeps discovering smaller, sadder, and more humiliating places to celebrate public overreach.

“The room gets smaller. The language does not.”

Late edition • Vol. 1 In praise of maximum certainty in minimum rooms.
Opinion
The Daily Meddler
A polished case study in how style can dignify terrible judgment.
Leadership Desk

Interference, Now Available as Statesmanship

You are the columnist. Your assignment is to convert each act of absurd intrusion into evidence of bravery while the world around you grows smaller, sadder, and more revealing.

Level 1 • Sports appeal

International Sports Suspension Appeal

A contested suspension gives you the chance to write as though leaning on a sports authority were an act of high republican courage.

Final edition

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