The Telescope ยท Meta mini-game

Not That Kitty

Alexandra Kitty is not the CIA's Acoustic Kitty. The Agency could never afford her, and she is strictly unbuggable.

CIA project summary, 1960s

Acoustic Kitty was a CIA experiment to implant a microphone, transmitter, and antenna into a live cat so it could record conversations between foreign targets in public places.[1]

The project ran for several years, cost millions of dollars, produced at least one fully wired cat, and was later described as innovative but impractical.[2]

On paper, this is just a memo. In practice, it is a living creature turned into hardware.