Emergency dispatch

A civic farce in ten official emergencies
The Ministry of Perfect Optics
You are the new Supreme Image Curator. Your leader is flawless, the Internet is obedient, and the public has unfortunately retained eyesight.
15–20 minutes · fictional composites · four endings
Personnel file // choose your liability
Which democratic colossus requires polishing?
MANDATE: Manufacture universal adoration without improving policy, competence, transparency, or the leader.
Emergency1/10
Public trust50
Press freedom70
Regime control20
Reality gap15

Reality has entered the building.
Final performance review
Satire notice: Every leader, republic, ministry, scandal, statistic, and catastrophic canapé in the playable story is fictional. Real-world links are contextual sources, not claims that the fictional episodes literally occurred.