Ministry of Perfect Optics
Four fictional leaders pose beneath studio lights while their propaganda set visibly malfunctions

A civic farce in ten official emergencies

The Ministry of Perfect Optics

You are the new Supreme Image Curator. Your leader is flawless, the Internet is obedient, and the public has unfortunately retained eyesight.

15–20 minutes · fictional composites · four endings

Personnel file // choose your liability

Which democratic colossus requires polishing?

MANDATE: Manufacture universal adoration without improving policy, competence, transparency, or the leader.
Emergency1/10
Public trust50
Press freedom70
Regime control20
Reality gap15

Emergency dispatch

The fictional propaganda control room collapses while citizens laugh and share information

Reality has entered the building.

F

Final performance review

    Satire notice: Every leader, republic, ministry, scandal, statistic, and catastrophic canapé in the playable story is fictional. Real-world links are contextual sources, not claims that the fictional episodes literally occurred.