A Satirical AI Literacy Experience

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THE AI SUPERSTORE

Welcome to the only warehouse store where the government has kindly pre-approved every sample. But our AI clerk has gone off-script — and is about to tell you what AI can actually do.

Government Approved™ · Bulk Trust · Low Prices on Hype

4 stations · Choices matter · No paper crowns required

"Trust us. We're certified."

Critical Thinking: 0

You Are Here

Welcome, Valued Consumer

Four free sample stations await. At each, you'll hear the official pitch — then our AI clerk will break character. You choose what to do with the information.

"Before we begin: I am not magic pudding on a toothpick. I am a computational tool. Some things I do genuinely well. Others — not so much. The distinction matters. Let's walk the aisles."

Aisle 1