{"id":2852,"date":"2026-05-19T08:03:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-19T12:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/?p=2852"},"modified":"2026-05-19T08:03:01","modified_gmt":"2026-05-19T12:03:01","slug":"death-spiral-of-cbs-news-continues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/19\/death-spiral-of-cbs-news-continues\/","title":{"rendered":"Death Spiral of CBS News Continues"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This is hilarious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Baris Weiss is the gift of losing even when she wins, and she is losing spectacularly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But the Ellisons himbos are the same. If they think a “more experienced” executive will turn their sinking ship into a spaceship, they are sadly mistaken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They bought a dinosaur. The problem isn’t that they just can’t brainwash the masses into being Trump cultists to make themselves some money, it’s that they bought a relic and think they can bring a new generation to flock to the 8-track cassette machine they purchased.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Weiss was a ridiculous choice and showed the Ellison just dutifully followed orders trying to score a quick buck, and not that they had a plan. Warner Bros. is cooked under them. IP can’t save you if you’re a himbo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The crowd for the kind of human slop they’re after have their brand: Fox News. They are in their 60s and have “brand” loyalty. They flocked to FOX not because it was attached to an established property, but because it was a new<\/em> one made “just for them” and their brain cell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fox News is to the right as what the New York Times is to the left: the mainstream luxury brand title that’s acceptable and has enough people flocking to it so you all have the same sanctioned talking points to discuss at social gatherings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And there is only room for one these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is hilarious. Baris Weiss is the gift of losing even when she wins, and she is losing spectacularly. But the Ellisons himbos are the same. If they think a “more experienced” executive will turn their sinking ship into a spaceship, they are sadly mistaken. They bought a dinosaur. The problem isn’t that they just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,460],"tags":[196,193,194,197,209,166,231,214,26,42,235],"class_list":["post-2852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alexandra-kitty","category-the-damage-report","tag-bari-weiss","tag-cbs","tag-cbs-news","tag-david-ellison","tag-fox-news","tag-journalism","tag-larry-ellison","tag-paramount","tag-propaganda","tag-united-states","tag-warner-bros-discovery"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t