<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\nThe Islamic Republic has been the designated Bond villain of American foreign policy for over four decades. It has outlasted nine U.S. presidents, survived sanctions, survived internal uprisings, survived the assassination of its key military figures, and survived being described, with great seriousness, as being on the verge of collapse approximately once every three years. At some point, the persistent survival of the “collapsing” regime stops being evidence of its resilience and starts being evidence of something else: that the grand strategic framework built around it is less analysis than theater.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nMeanwhile, Russia did something very simple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When Western sanctions cut it off from European energy markets after 2022, Russia redirected. By late 2023, the share of Russian oil going to Europe had dropped from 40\u201345% of total exports to roughly 4\u20135%. China’s share had grown to 45\u201350%. India, which had previously received almost no Russian oil shipments, absorbed roughly 40%. India, notably, refined discounted Russian crude and sold the products onward to European customers, creating a sanctions-adjacent loop that was entirely legal and entirely predictable to anyone not invested in the idea that the sanctions represented a coherent long-term plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
By December 2025, Spain, a European Union member state, a NATO ally, a country formally aligned with the Western sanctions architecture, had increased its purchases of Russian liquefied natural gas by 27% in a single month. France was up 18%. Total Russian LNG exports hit their highest point for the year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is not failure. This is not even irony. This is just what happens when policy is driven by narrative rather than by an honest accounting of how energy markets work. The grand strategy said: cut Russia off. The market said: from whom, exactly? The cleanup crew is still working on that framing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nThe record is consistent enough by now to be read as a pattern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The CIA did not predict the fall of the Soviet Union, or rather, it did, and it didn’t, depending on what the current institutional need is. Analysts produced assessments in the late 1980s and early 1990s noting that the USSR faced forces that could “tear the country apart,” that hard-liners were likely to attempt a coup, and that the coup would probably fail. Policymakers, meanwhile, received those reports and continued to treat Gorbachev as the indispensable figure and the Soviet Union as a stable interlocutor. When the whole thing came apart, the blame migrated. The intelligence community bore the weight of a policy failure that had far more to do with political investment in a particular outcome than with missing the data.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The lesson extracted from this was not “maybe we should listen to analysts when they contradict our assumptions.” The lesson extracted was the creation of more elaborate frameworks for describing what had already happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Afghanistan followed the same script twenty years later, in fast-forward. The fall came faster than any public forecast. Diplomats were helicoptered from location to location for basic safety. People who had no authority to decide anything found themselves deciding everything, in real time, with no preparation, because the official framework had not contemplated the possibility that it might need to. The lesson extracted from this was also not the obvious one. The memoir proposals went out on schedule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n“Grand strategy” is one of the most contested phrases in political science, and its contestation is not merely academic. Scholars who study how decisions actually get made in government have long argued that coherent, long-horizon strategic planning is largely retrospective: it describes what was decided after the fact, not what was intended in advance. What passes for strategy is often a series of reactions and improvisations that get stitched together afterward into something that resembles design. This is not a partisan observation. It applies uniformly across administrations, across governments, across ideological orientations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The laundering process is always the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first step is delay. You need enough time between the event and the narrative for the original witnesses to be dispersed, discredited, or simply too tired to keep correcting the record.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second step is elevation. You move the story from the people who were actually there, the mid-tier staff, the translators, the fixers, the domestic workers, the anyone-who-will-talk, and you relocate it to the principals. Now the story belongs to the person who issued the order, not the person who had to execute it in conditions the order didn’t anticipate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The third step is recasting confusion as complexity. “We knew it would be chaotic” functions as a retroactive permission slip for every failure. Chaos becomes evidence of a sophisticated understanding of difficult terrain rather than evidence of inadequate preparation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The fourth step, and the most important, is the complicity of the audience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nPeople who were nowhere near the situation are usually the most insistent that there was a plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is not stupidity. It is a survival mechanism. The alternative, that major decisions affecting millions of people are often made by underprepared humans flying by the seat of their pants, inside systems too slow, too bureaucratic, or too arrogant to have thought clearly in advance, is genuinely terrifying. The master plan narrative offers order. It offers the comfort of invisible competence: someone, somewhere, knew what they were doing, even if the full picture isn’t visible yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is interesting is what this comfort produces in practice. It produces social media posts. It produces confident third-party narration of events by people whose primary encounter with a given crisis has been the curated version that arrived on their phone. It produces arguments between people who have absorbed different official narratives and believe they are, in fact, disagreeing about facts. The terror of a world without masterminds turns out not to generate urgency or investigation. It generates the performance of certainty at low personal cost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The system depends on this. Narrative laundering only works if the audience is more comfortable with a clean story than with an honest mess. And the audience has, on the whole, been more than cooperative.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nThe dangerous version of this is not the conspiracy theory, the idea that they planned it all, that there is a hidden architecture of control beneath every crisis. The conspiracy theory, ironically, flatters the incompetent. It credits them with a coherence they do not possess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The accurate version is quieter and worse: they did not plan it. They improvised it badly. And then they hired people to tell you it was strategy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Russia needed a buyer. It found several. Iran has been six months from the bomb since 1984. The Soviet Union’s collapse was predicted, ignored, and then retroactively misattributed for institutional convenience. The people who were actually in the room for any of these moments are generally not the ones being asked to explain them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cleanup crew always gets there eventually. They have very good vocabulary. And they work fast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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