{"id":2339,"date":"2026-04-14T13:14:41","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T17:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/?p=2339"},"modified":"2026-04-14T14:04:58","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T18:04:58","slug":"doug-ford-the-cat-burglar-who-waits-outside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/14\/doug-ford-the-cat-burglar-who-waits-outside\/","title":{"rendered":"Doug Ford: The Cat Burglar Who Waits Outside"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Doug Ford is the Cat Burglar Who Waited Outside\u2122: a premier who watched Justin Trudeau and Pierre Poilievre burn the federal house down, all while standing on the sidewalk with a spare set of keys and a rehearsed look of surprise. He did not stump for Poilievre, did not strap himself to the Comic Without a Closer\u2122, and instead quietly had conversations with Mark Carney about the virtues of an early federal election, then praised the idea of a solid Liberal majority as if he were a disinterested neighbour commenting on the weather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ford\u2019s r\u00e9sum\u00e9 is the opposite of Poilievre\u2019s forgotten one. He started in municipal politics, sat on Toronto city council, ran for mayor, then jumped to provincial leadership and has since won multiple majority governments in Canada\u2019s largest province. He navigated the Trump tariff era by first selling himself as a deal\u2011maker, then pivoting on a dime: \u201celbows up\u201d for Canada, accepting U.S. media invitations, and collecting global kudos for standing up to the very man he had been courting. He rode out COVID\u201119 with approval ratings that should have sunk him, only to emerge with another majority because voters separated their anger at the pandemic from their belief that he could still run the province.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now he insists he will seek a fourth term as premier, but the vow is made of tissue paper. The script almost writes itself: at the precise moment the federal Conservatives finally admit Poilievre has detonated their \u201cgovernment\u2011in\u2011waiting,\u201d Ford will discover that he \u201chas to\u201d answer a higher call. A few MPs will be trotted out to say they begged him to save the party, a few focus groups will be cited as proof that \u201cthe people\u201d demanded his sacrifice, and his exit from Queen\u2019s Park will be framed as an act of duty, not the naked federal ambition he has been grooming for years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In other words, while Poilievre marched toward a stage that disappeared and Carney mapped out the new seating plan, Ford waited by the side door, rehearsing his line: I never wanted this, but someone had to step up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ford\u2019s most honest speech this year was the one he never gave. When Poilievre needed premiers at his back, Ontario\u2019s stayed home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The distance wasn\u2019t an accident; it was a calculation. While lesser premiers lined up for photo\u2011ops with the man they thought would be their next landlord, Ford kept his hands firmly in his own pockets. He skipped the enthusiastic endorsements, skipped the barnstorming, and let Poilievre burn through his Trudeau material alone. You don\u2019t behave like that if you believe the headliner is about to sell out the tour. You behave like that when your internal math tells you the Comic Without a Closer\u2122 is going to eat the mic and you don\u2019t want his spit on your suit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The tell was who Ford quietly chose instead. While Poilievre was still auditioning for prime minister, Ford was on the phone with Mark Carney talking up the virtues of an early election and the calming effect of a solid Liberal majority. That is not a premier backing his federal cousins; that is a numbers man signalling to Bay Street that he trusts the weasel with the map more than the comic with the microphone. When the dust settled and Carney finally walked away with his slim, albeit manufactured majority, Ford could smile and say he just wanted \u201cstability.\u201d Translation: he did the math months ago, and Poilievre came up short.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ford\u2019s persona is simple: he is the man who can walk into a burning room and yell loud enough that people believe the fire is listening. Trump slaps on tariffs, Ford slaps up signs and elbows and discovers a \u201cTeam Canada\u201d pose he can sell on American television. COVID\u201119 hits, he careens between overreaction and underreaction, but he does it in front of the cameras, apologising one day and barking the next, until voters decide he is at least in the cockpit while everyone else is still arguing in the terminal. It is not finesse; it is volume plus visibility, and it has been enough to keep him in his seat while other leaders were shown the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which is why the reluctant saviour routine will play. When the federal Conservatives finally concede that Poilievre has turned their government\u2011in\u2011waiting into a crime scene, Ford will not present himself as the architect of their downfall. He will sigh, talk about how much he loves Ontario, remind everyone that he \u201cstill\u201d wants that fourth term, and then regretfully explain that party members and ordinary Canadians have begged him to do for Ottawa what he did for Queen\u2019s Park. The cat burglar will pretend the siren went off and he just happened to be passing by with a key. It will be sold as sacrifice, not ambition, and after watching him steer through Trump and COVID\u201119, enough people will nod along.
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Doug Ford is the Cat Burglar Who Waited Outside\u2122: a premier who watched Justin Trudeau and Pierre Poilievre burn the federal house down, all while standing on the sidewalk with a spare set of keys and a rehearsed look of surprise. He did not stump for Poilievre, did not strap himself to the Comic Without […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,460],"tags":[49,21,70,209,44,47,51,483,50,42],"class_list":["post-2339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alexandra-kitty","category-the-damage-report","tag-canada","tag-donald-trump","tag-doug-ford","tag-fox-news","tag-joe-rogan","tag-justin-trudeau","tag-mark-carney","tag-ontario","tag-pierre-poilievre","tag-united-states"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2339"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2342,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions\/2342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}