{"id":2326,"date":"2026-04-14T03:05:57","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T07:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/?p=2326"},"modified":"2026-04-14T03:05:59","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T07:05:59","slug":"donald-trump-wants-complete-control-of-everything-and-everyone-all-of-the-time-but-then-memes-his-way-into-oblivion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/14\/donald-trump-wants-complete-control-of-everything-and-everyone-all-of-the-time-but-then-memes-his-way-into-oblivion\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Trump wants complete control of everything and everyone all of the time. But then memes his way into oblivion."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donald Trump, despite the Left&#8217;s pearl-clutching and the Right&#8217;s neanderthal cheering, won&#8217;t be a consequential president. He&#8217;s too loud and crude. History is clear on this matter: the last politician who was this divisive in this manner was Toronto mayor Rob Ford, and we don&#8217;t talk about him anymore. Spectacle isn&#8217;t power. It&#8217;s desperation, and when you stoop to Jesusfying your image and then disown it, you know you&#8217;re not dealing with a real leader. He wears a paper crown and deals in Monopoly money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s the ones who are the quiet players who make the most damage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"248\" src=\"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-14-at-2.36.24-AM-1024x248.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-14-at-2.36.24-AM-1024x248.png 1024w, https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-14-at-2.36.24-AM-300x73.png 300w, https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-14-at-2.36.24-AM-768x186.png 768w, https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-14-at-2.36.24-AM-1536x371.png 1536w, https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-14-at-2.36.24-AM-2048x495.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because people are trained to look for noise, not silence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Trump, despite the Left&#8217;s pearl-clutching and the Right&#8217;s neanderthal cheering, won&#8217;t be a consequential president. 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