{"id":2277,"date":"2026-04-11T20:50:20","date_gmt":"2026-04-12T00:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/?p=2277"},"modified":"2026-04-11T20:50:21","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T00:50:21","slug":"when-shallow-advertorials-sound-just-like-shallow-advertorials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/11\/when-shallow-advertorials-sound-just-like-shallow-advertorials\/","title":{"rendered":"When Shallow Advertorials Sound Just Like&#8230;Shallow Advertorials"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"\">This article is funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"501\" src=\"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-11-at-6.14.06-PM-1024x501.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-11-at-6.14.06-PM-1024x501.png 1024w, https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-11-at-6.14.06-PM-300x147.png 300w, https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-11-at-6.14.06-PM-768x376.png 768w, https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-11-at-6.14.06-PM-1536x751.png 1536w, https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-2026-04-11-at-6.14.06-PM-2048x1002.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">It walks like an advertorial and talks like an advertorial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">So it&#8217;s an advertorial: &#8220;women leaders&#8221; getting free publicity voguing as having the time to lift some weights in a gym. Okay, whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">With coiffed hair and full make-up, you know, because you don&#8217;t get sweaty or anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Lifting weights isn&#8217;t proof of being strong. It&#8217;s fitness, sure. It&#8217;s posing and bragging that you have the mastery of bulking up in more than one sphere. It is one of those activities that give you shallow bragging rights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">But if you are serious about fusing physical literacy with the job, you<em> box.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">I boxed for years. I had trainers who knew why I did this: to think in terms of strategy. One of my trainers was in the military and he and I would talk as we sparred, discussing how <em>The Art of War, <\/em>chess (or, better yet, go), and boxing were linked and how.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Reading the book gave you the weakest understanding of strategy. You&#8217;re still just a spectator. Go was better, but it is tethered by rules and it only represents problems in terms of a board and pieces. Boxing, on the other hand, was less predictable, active, and you deal with a physical representation of a threat where you have real skin in the game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">I could map out my theories in journalism, propaganda, and elite thinking with actually doing the boxing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">So this little piece of puffery isn&#8217;t at all impressive. This isn&#8217;t a trend: this is a couple of followers looking for an easy way to project an image, miss their mark, and then grab the attention of a publication looking for cheap filler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">You know it&#8217;s a pad piece when you have opening paragraphs of pure color, which is just cheap filler. This isn&#8217;t some sort of think piece: it&#8217;s a participation trophy, and the market is flooded with those.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This article is funny. It walks like an advertorial and talks like an advertorial. So it&#8217;s an advertorial: &#8220;women leaders&#8221; getting free publicity voguing as having the time to lift some weights in a gym. Okay, whatever. With coiffed hair and full make-up, you know, because you don&#8217;t get sweaty or anything. Lifting weights isn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,286,459,166],"class_list":["post-2277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alexandra-kitty","tag-alexandra-kitty","tag-business-insider","tag-gabby-landsverk","tag-journalism"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2279,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277\/revisions\/2279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexandrakitty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}