The Damage Report's Totally Legitimate Fortune Teller
Ask the universe anything. Receive nothing actionable, several disclaimers, and one deeply personal attack from a crystal ball.
The spirits are currently on hold.
Certainty0%
Confidence12%
Consult the Seer
She has seen everything. She will confirm nothing.
Qualification Achieved
You have received 47 non-predictions.
You are now qualified to appear on cable news as a senior political analyst.
Major Arcana · The Responsibility Card
"The cards say your problem is systemic. Have you tried individual responsibility?"
Upright: You are being failed by institutions.