And now, for something completely silly, Part One.

They tell me God is a comedian.

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Well, so am I.

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I can be a real card.

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And I am a peculiar kind of perky.

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Do not bullshit me, though.

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And don’t think you can pressure me by means of time or space.

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I am a magician, too. I unlock the confines because that’s just who I am.

I can be fun at any kind of party.

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And I don’t give a flying fuck what people think of me.

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Because the grains of time move too fast to worry about the games played by others…

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